Teacher has answer for excuses

A high school English teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam: "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious Escort personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family - but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-butt Escort Bayan guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from Bayan Escort complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.